Inching towards mediocrity.


Top Four Great Sci-Fi Inventions, That In Reality Would Doom Us All. (Now with 10% more really bad ideas!)

Science Fiction has made many claims for what the future holds in store for us. Sci-Fi writers have comprised lists of nearly millions of brand-spanking new inventions that have made life easier for those in the future, but, let’s face it – would probably royally screw things up back here in the real world.

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An open letter to George Lucas. (Now with 99% more chin fat!)

George Lucas has returned, and may god have mercy on all of us.

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Droppin’ in. (Now with 36% more…”is that who I think it was?”)

It’s always fun when a familiar face shows up in a movie you’re watching. Sometimes it adds to the madness; sometimes it’s distracting. Other times, it can be a breath of fresh air in an otherwise stale film.

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