Filed under: Animals & Nature, Countdowns & Lists, Issues & the Environment | Tags: albert gonquin, bears, beavers, camping, chipmunks, environment, forest, hulk hogan, jason voorhees, luciano galasso, pabst blue ribbon, puppets, safety, woods
Hello, everyone. I know you probably came here looking for Luciano Galasso to regale you with tales of whatever it is he usually talks about. Unfortunately, he’s not here at the moment…so I guess you’re just stuck with me. Allow me to introduce myself, though I don’t expect you to remember my name or ever bring it up in conversation again. That’s fine, by the way.
Filed under: Animals & Nature, Countdowns & Lists, Humour & Comedy, Strange & Bizarre | Tags: alcohol, beards, bill o'reilly, bugs, chins, crazy, fear, genesis, irony, jay leno, mel gibson, mice, mole rats, naked, peanut butter, phil collins, phobias, puppets, rats, snakes, spiders, spork
Fear. It is the great divider. It is what separates ordinary from the extraordinary. It can reduce the greatest hero to a gibbering mass of terrified jelly, and when overcome, can elevate the lowliest peasant to heights of courage only dreamed about by mortal man. It descends into the deepest, darkest recesses of our souls and exposes our true nature for all the world to see – utilizing evil images, emotions and visions to tear us down from the inside. Fear takes on the form of whatever disturbs us the most, and taps into our cultural and emotional psyche to become objectified forms of the things that frighten us the most.
We fear what can not be explained; we fear the things that we do not understand; and sometimes, we fear things that are just plain weird.
Filed under: Arts & Entertainment, Countdowns & Lists, Humour & Comedy, Television & New Media | Tags: abc, andy richter, barry gibbs talk show, carson daly, cbs, cher, coco, conan o'brien, craig ferguson, david letterman, drugs, funny, gold medallions, host, in the year 2000, jay leno, jaywalking, jimmy fallon, jimmy kimmel, justin timberlake, late late show, late night, late show, madonna, masturbating bear, max weinberg, max weinberg seven, mistake, nbc, network, paul schaeffer, pimpbot 5000, puppets, saturday night live, shirley maclaine, sketch comedy, snl, talk show, television, the jay leno show, tonight show, wavy ranchero
As promised, today we’re going to continue to wade into the Late Night Wars saga by ranking the hosts of each current show from best to worst. (Well, everyone except Carson Daly. He’d just skew the results).