Inching towards mediocrity.

Top Five Alternatives to Alternative Transportation. (Now with 32% more Segways!)

As we all know, driving your car around the city is not only hazardous to the environment, but do to poor drivers and road conditions, can also be hazardous to your safety – and that’s not even counting the levels of stress and frustration that seem to come with it. But people love their cars, I guess.

TOTALLY worth it.

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Developing Arrested. (Now with 45% more illusions!)


“Arrested Development” was an amazing show. For those who haven’t seen it (and for shame to all of you!), it revolved around the wealthy Bluth family and their legal woes revolving around patriarch George Bluth Sr. (Jeffrey Tambor). The show was famous for it’s inside jokes, subtle references, and irreverent humour – all stemming from a ridiculous cast of characters who were (barely) held in check by the stoic, but terminally put upon middle son, Michael Bluth (Jason Bateman.)

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