Inching towards mediocrity.


Night of the talk show hosts. (Now with 72% more “Jaywalking!”)

As promised, today we’re going to continue to wade into the Late Night Wars saga by ranking the hosts of each current show from best to worst. (Well, everyone except Carson Daly. He’d just skew the results).

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The Late Shift, Part II: Shift Happens. (Now with 75% more lies from NBC!)

Conan O’Brien has gone rogue.

NBC’s red-headed stepchild and host of “The Tonight Show” has begun to lash out at his keepers in increasingly awkward (and increasingly hilarious!) dramatic fashion.

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The Great 2009 Wrap-Up! (Now with 100% less 2009, from here on in!)

I’ve decided to do a fairly quick (and fairly arbitrary) wrap-up of the best and worst of 2009. This list will mostly cover television, with a film list tomorrow. I say arbitrary due to the fact that I have the memory equivalency of a goldfish – that is to say, I can’t really remember much about the year before, say, November. As such, this list will be far from absolute – it will instead be a more subjective list detailing my personal highs and lows of the 2009 television season.

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Tis the TV season! (Now with too many Jim Carrey remakes!)

It’s that time of year again! Christmas is nearly upon us, and despite what some people might think – I love the holidays.

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Jacked Up. (Now with 38% more broken necks!)

Well.

“24 Week” concludes a day late as we examine the Five Craziest Things Jack Bauer Has Ever Done.

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